Yesterday was quite the newsfest. What better way to digest it all than in our condensed format? Read on.
- The MLB has suspended Ryan Braun for the rest of the 2013 season. Why? “In essence,” says the Journal Sentinel, “he admitted to both using performance-enhancing drugs and lying about it.” It begs the question: when an athlete performs in remarkable and record-setting ways, how will we know it’s his or her athletic ability and not a boost from drugs?
- The Duchess hath borne a boy, according to every news outlet everywhere.
- If you’re a student, be warned. According to the Wall Street Journal, parents are picking up less of the college tuition tab.
- A.V. Club Milwaukee has five tips (No. 1: Secure your Manifest) for surviving the Riverwest 24, an all-day race which will likely have more than 1,000 participants.
- NPR is reporting that if you eat breakfast daily you could live to be 150. We’re kidding, but there is indeed another study is championing the health benefits of a solid breakfast.
