Fresh off being dubbed a “Renaissance Man” by The New York Times, 50 Cent is coming to an employee-owned grocery store in southeastern Wisconsin to sign liquor bottles.
This one is just too strange to ignore. According to the Woodman’s Oak Creek Facebook page, the man behind Get Rich or Die Tryin’ will have an in-store bottle signing at the S. Howell Ave. location on Wednesday, July 29, from 5 to 7 p.m.

What a time to be alive.
