1. How did the Milwaukee billboard get home from work? It took a Gruber.
2. How can you tell if the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower is hungry? It will go back four seconds.
3. Want to hear a joke about Culver’s curds? Nah, it’s too cheesy
4. What do you call a musky wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated.
5. What did the Milwaukee bridge say at the end of the night? It’s time to go Hoan.