Superman Spotted on Wisco Avenue
For reasons that become super-clear.
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a man dressed as Superman, using his superhuman powers to help a little old lady cross the street at the intersection of Water Street and Wisconsin Avenue. Now the Man of Steel lends his arm to the same woman again. They cross another intersection. And then there's another guy, in baseball cap and tan shorts, holding a video camera.
Hey, guy in the tan shorts! What's up with Superman? "We're shooting a commercial for buycostumes.com," Tan Shorts says.
Duped by a balding man in a red cape.