There are 55 days until the Brewers opening day.
Yes, just two months until the smell of bratwursts and beer
fill the air near Miller Park. Accordingly, it’s only
fitting to take a look at one of the newest bars in the Story Hill neighborhood,
J&B’s Blue Ribbon Bar and Grill (5230 W. Bluemound Rd).
Since opening nearly one year ago in the former Long Wong’s space, I’ve
visited J&B’s three times and have experienced nothing but a good time.
But if you’re looking for trendy décor or plush tables and chairs,
J&B’s isn’t the place for you. From the vinyl swivel bar stools, arcade
games, or the wall installation made from dozens of PBR cans, it’s exactly what a
local bar and grill should be – simple and homey.
I’d be extremely upset if a bar that’s named after Pabst Blue Ribbon
had a less-than-appealing beer menu. J&B’s tap selection includes Pabst,
New Belgium 1554, Lakefront Fixed Gear, Riverwest Stein, Spotted Cow, Guinness
and Miller Lite. In bottles and cans – that’s
right, I said cans – you’ll find a huge variety. Everything from the
standard PBR, Budweiser and Strongbow, to Wisconsin’s own Hinterland Luna
Coffee Stout, Furthermore’s Fatty Boombalatty and Milwaukee Brewing’s Louie’s
During my first visit, my friend and I sat at one of high top tables
around the perimeter of the dining room. As it was a few hours before the first
pitch, I was expecting to wait ]a while to place my order, but was
pleasantly surprised when a bartender made his way over within minutes of my
arrival. After a long day of work I had two things on my mind: cocktails and
food. I eventually decided on a bloody Mary and grilled cheese, or what I call
the adult’s equivalent to the classic tomato soup and grilled cheese combo.
The bloody, which came with a light beer chase, was a solid
contender. It was the perfect consistency - not too thin, not too
thick. The garnish was simple, and I prefer simplicity to a higher priced drink that includes jerky, cheese cubes, shrimp and the like at some of the area
establishments. It was fairly spicy, so I only could finish one before
switching to a domestic tap ($3).
A month later I found my way back to J&B’s, again, prior to a
Brewers game. My friend extended a last-minute invitation to a game and said
he’d meet me at the stadium's entrance. I wasn’t going to pay for stadium parking
by myself, so I did what any logical 26-year-old female would do: drink at the
bar and hitch a ride on the shuttle. While on the topic of parking, I’d say the
one downfall of J&B’s is the lack of off-street parking. Unless you’re lucky
and find a spot on Bluemound or one of the side streets, prepare to park on
Wisconsin during home games.
Once in J&B's, I’d like to
call it fate that there was one lonely seat at the bar calling my name. One of
the three bartenders behind the oval-shaped bar approached as I sat down.
ordered a PBR, and the bartender asked if I wanted a can or a tall boy. It was
as if he could sense my worry of not being able to finish the tall boy before
the shuttle arrived, when he smiled and said, “you can take it for the ride if you
don’t finish in time.”
Tall boy it was!
The shuttle came and I quickly ordered another for the road (it was a
long five-minute ride after all). My investment including tips ended up being
the same as the cost of parking at the stadium. Unless you’re tailgating, I
can't find a reason why’d you pay for parking when you can get door-to-door
service from J&B’s.
My most recent visit brought me to J&B’s one Wednesday shortly
after 6 p.m. When I walked in my friend was already at the bar with a pint of
Spotted Cow ($3 during happy hour), and unlike my previous visits during the
baseball season, the place was nearly empty.
I was feeling rather indecisive,
so I asked the bartender for a few mixed drink suggestions. She quickly came
back with a flavored vodka press. Presented in a pint glass, the drink made
from Smirnoff Raspberry, club soda and Diet 7Up, was a steal of a deal at
Being a school night and all, I decided my next drink would be a
less-potent beer. Two large signs around the bar informed me Wednesday was “Can
Night,” meaning $1 off all cans. I’ll admit that math wasn’t my strongest
subject in school, so I greatly appreciated the bartender helping me calculate
how I’d get a bigger bang for my buck by choosing the 16 ounce PBR ($2 during
‘Can Night’) versus the tap version ($2 during happy hour).
A “Buck Off” happy hour from 3 – 7 p.m. during the week is just the tip
of J&B’s specials. In addition to “Can Night,” the bar also offers daily
specials like $9 craft and import pitchers on Tuesday, $6 domestic pitchers on
Thursday and $4 bloody Marys on Sunday.
To learn about all of J&B’s specials and events, visit JBBlueRibbon.com.