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1. Dave Nelsen reviews Hooligan's.
For as long as I’ve been drinking, plenty of bars have
populated the area around Farwell and North, and they all have their merits.
However, when I’m looking for a few good beers and a place to watch the
game—and I often am—the place I always seem to stumble into is Hooligan’s. It’s
a rather small bar with a rather big beer list and a TV everywhere you turn.
I visited Hooligan’s the other night, and I took a seat in
front of the large chalkboard that details the often-changing beer selection. I
saw plenty of local brews from Sprecher and Lakefront, including pumpkin beers and
other seasonals. Of course, that’s to be expected in any beer-lover’s bar; it’s
the selection of brews from beyond the state and national borders that
impresses me. You can find standards like Smithwick’s, Newcastle and Moosedrool,
next-level stuff like Hoegaarden, Franziskaner, and Lagunitas IPA; and ones
I’ve never heard of like Magners, an Irish cider, and Okochim, a Polish
pilsner. The amiable bartender offered her opinion, but she also admitted it’s
difficult for her to try every beer, as Hooligan’s switches its options so
often. Indeed, the wall opposite the bar proudly displays tap handles
representing the varied kegs that have given their lives over the years.
I opted for a Sprecher Oktoberfest, a Rouge Brewing Dead Guy
Ale, and something nutty and delicious labeled simply “Scottish Ale.” I
finished my night with a Sea Dog Blueberry beer, which came complete with three
berries floating in the glass. In all honesty, it tasted like thin,
artificially flavored crap, but I applaud Hooligan’s nonetheless for taking a
chance and offering such a variety.
It’s this variety, I believe, that attracts a slightly different
crowd from what you’ll find at the more college-skewed bars in the area. Sure, Hooligan’s
fills up with college kids on the weekends, but on the Wednesday I visited, the
patrons seemed a little older and wiser. The guy sitting a couple of stools
down from me, for example, was clearly there to try different beers and, from
the sound of it, knew a thing or two about drinking. I didn’t see a single
person in the place sipping from a can of Pabst. Not that there’s anything
wrong with Pabst—it’s just that there are bars you visit to drink Pabst, and
there are bars you visit to drink a Three Floyd’s Alpha King. Call me a beer
snob if you will, but if I’m going to the trouble of leaving my couch to revel
in some public drinking, I’m having me an Alpha King.
It’s also a good place to catch the game. As I said, Hooligan’s
isn’t huge, but they’ve stocked the two small floors with enough TVs that
there’s not a seat in the house that doesn’t give you a view of the action. Or,
if it’s nice out and you don’t feel like watching the game, you can grab a table
on the sidewalk.
Oh, and the food is pretty good too. The quality of the deli
sandwiches seems to have declined from a few years ago, but the burgers and
fries are still top notch. I recommend the bison burger.
So, that’s Hooligan’s. If Coor’s Light, Miller Lite, or Bud
Light 55 are your thing, maybe this isn’t your place. But if the thought of a
good, thick ale you’ve never heard of makes you drool like a Montana moose,
then stop by the next time you’re in the North Ave. area.
Dave Nelsen is a father,
writer, proofreader, editor, comedian, lifelong Milwaukeean, and dedicated
drinker of fine beers. He can often be seen cooking dinner for his family,
walking, biking, wasting hours at a time on Facebook, or entertaining his own or
someone else’s whiney kids.
2. Michael Bischoff reviews The Hamilton.
Even if you’ve been to The
Hamilton several times it’s likely you haven’t noticed the room-for-rent hidden
behind the service door at the end of the bathroom hallway. It’s a large space,
ideal for parties, wedding receptions or, as it was on one evening this past
May, a vintage fashion show.
On that particular night,
however, the quality of service could not match the entertainment.
As a frequent bar patron
(and occasional employee) I understand that a busy bar combined with craft
cocktails, The Hamilton’s specialty, will lead to a long wait, and I am obliged
to patience in that regard. However, a busy bar combined with an inattentive
staff is not only irritating, it’s an insult to patrons. The bartender—there
was, curiously, only one, despite the promoted event and the fact it was a
Friday night—contently sliced lemons as customers backed up three deep, while
his barback rearranged bottles and servers chatted at the end of the bar. I
stood directly across from the bartender patiently awaiting eye contact, which
came as listlessly as it departed.
Not surprisingly, that
listlessness translated into his drinks. Each cocktail he poured required
constant referral to the recipe guide, as though each time were the first he
had read it.
Taking pity, I stayed off
the menu and ordered, instead, by ingredient—bourbon, ginger beer and
Angostura, three staples of any cocktail bar. As I watched him mix my drink he
pulled Beam Rye from the well, looked at it twice and must have decided it was
“bourbony enough,” poured it over rocks, and topped it with water and about 17
dashes of bitters.
It’s hard to blame him for
not knowing what he was doing. Maybe he was preoccupied, maybe he’s just not
very good at bartending. Regardless of circumstance, the bar put him in position
to fail and did nothing to help him when failure became certain. The bar
manager was present, not bartending. One of the owners was present, not
bartending. Side work—slicing fruit, clearing glasses, replacing pour
spouts—was ignored by the support staff and put the bartender even deeper into
the weeds. Even the best bartenders will struggle under those circumstances.
Ultimately, it’s the customers who are cheated when their drinks are
constructed poorly, take too long to make, or are just flat-out not what they
I’ve been to The Hamilton on
several occasions, slow nights and busy nights. On no occasion have I left the
bar feeling like the experience added anything to the cocktail culture of the
area. That’s fine for a bar that isn’t trading on cocktails as their principal
conceit—I’d never hold it against a bartender at The Nomad, for instance, if he
or she didn’t know how to make an Aviator. I’d hate myself a little bit for
even asking. The hallmark of this cocktail renaissance is the passion of
bartenders in their work. Cocktails are not a passion at The Hamilton, they’re
a fad—they’re marketing material.
Milwaukee is brimming with
talent in the cocktail niche. The Hi Hat Lounge recently had three finalists
out of ten in a regional Bombay Sapphire cocktail competition. Bryant’s Lounge
has a long, storied history and is routinely featured in national and
international publications as Milwaukee’s premier cocktail lounge. The owners
and staff at The Hotel Foster, which opened around the same time as The
Hamilton, take obvious pride in their seasonal and featured cocktail menus, and
Distil is home to a number of the city’s finest bartenders. Start there and
then decide for yourself where The Hamilton ranks.
Michael P. Bischoff
is a freelance journalist and copywriter living in Riverwest. A lifelong
Wisconsinite and native of Beaver Dam, he’s lived in Milwaukee since 2006 after
several years in Madison. He also writes sketch comedy and had his short story,
A Room in New York. 1932., published in Skive Magazine
(Australia) in 2009.
3. Joe Gozdowiak reviews the World of Beer.
usually a strong supporter of shopping locally whenever possible, and that
extends to where I go for a drink. So when the opening of World of Beer (1300
E. Brady St.) was announced, I was disappointed to learn that it was part of a
chain. However, on a recent late summer evening walking down Brady Street, I
noticed through the very large windows that several of the TV screens were
showing the Brewers game. With the way the Crew has been playing lately, I
figured I should sit down, have a beer or two, and watch the game.
entering, the first thing I noticed was the space. World of Beer is definitely
not cluttered. There are booths along the outside of the space and a few tables
scattered about the middle. With the beautiful summer weather, the bar was
crowded for a Tuesday night, but there was plenty of room to move around, and
even more importantly, an empty seat at the bar to watch the game. The massive
windows provide an excellent view to watch the eclectic Brady Street denizens
walk by. There are also several sidewalk tables to enjoy your beer outside
weather permitting. At the front of the space, there is a stage for live music,
and there are many specials such as a service night, college night, a loyalty
club that offers discounts to cardholders, and the option to mix and match a
six pack to take home.
my seat, I was immediately greeted by a friendly bartender who presented me
with the novel that passes for the beer menu. With 40 beers on tap and 500 in
bottles, this is definitely not the place for the indecisive. The beers are listed by both country of
origin and style. For those unfamiliar, there is also a glossary of beer styles
with a thorough description of each one, from basic lagers and ales to lambics
and schwarzbiers. Behind the bar are
massive coolers with packed shelves labeled by country. Germany and Belgium are
very well represented, but there are
also shelves for Asia, Australia, and New Zealand.
bartenders were very knowledgeable, offering details on the beers and offering
samples of any before buying. Bottles and taps range anywhere from $5 to over
$20 for some of the larger and more exotic offerings, so sampling before buying
may not be a bad idea.
selection was impressive, offering everything from light to dark and everything
in between, What impressed me most was the availability on tap of some
Wisconsin breweries that one doesn’t see too often in most places, such as
O’so, Hinterland, and Titletown. Despite being a chain, in a nod to this
location, over 30 Wisconsin brews are available, and American craft beer in
general is well represented.
definitely a beer lover’s place. There is a very small wine list and hard
liquor is not to be found. They do offer mixed drinks, but here that means various
combinations of beer, and the offerings go well beyond the usual Black and Tan.
With a name like World of Beer, the customer gets exactly what is advertised.
Food is not served, but the beer menu did list several local establishments
such as Balzac and recently opened The Philly Way that will deliver food to
your seat. Menus for the restaurants are available in the bar.
being a chain, World of Beer has made a commendable effort to fit in to the
neighborhood and seems to be off to a good start.
Joe Gozdowiak is a lifelong Milwaukee resident. He graduated from UW-Milwaukee with a degree
in secondary education and is a high school English teacher. Growing up on the
South side and still residing there with his wife and two children,
he loves all things Milwaukee and likes to explore all the city has to offer,
from restaurants to farmers’ markets to all the great neighborhoods.
4. Kaitlin Corner reviews Club Charlies.
Shtick noun \ˈshtik\: one's special trait,
interest, or activity. I’m a sucker for shtick. I find pleasure in knowing what
separates one bar, restaurant, or gentleman from another. I’m also a sucker for
beers that require a two-hand grasp.
Nestled between Catalano
Square and North Milwaukee Street, Club Charlies (320 East Menomonee Street) has
been around since 2009. When I moved back to Milwaukee this spring after a
four-year stint in North Carolina, I found myself living a block away from the
One Tuesday in May my
friend asked me to help spend her Groupon. Never turning down an invitation for
a deal, I trotted across Catalano Square and met my friend outside Charlies. We
found a corner spot at the bar, and although busy because of Tuesday Trivia,
were immediately welcomed by the bartender.
My friend had a vodka
tonic and I asked him to make me something citrusy. I’m still not certain what
I got, but it went down well, so well that I ordered another with one minute to
spare in the happy-hour pricing. We tried to go light and shared the hummus
plate and chicken fingers. While not the most complex menu items, we enjoyed it
one Thursday, my friend and I bellied up to the bar filled with festival goers
looking for a place to continue their fun. As it seems Club Charlies is one of
the biggest backers in Milwaukee of Stevens Point Brewery, I asked for a Point
Special and my friend ordered a Blue Moon. It did take a good while to get
served due to the crowd, but the bartenders did a reasonable job of helping
people as quickly as they could.
Besides repeatedly being
hit on by a Bret Michaels lookalike, we had a good time. The music was a perfect
mix of old-school rap, urban hits, oldies and pop music.
It was between my
intense chair-dancing sessions that I locked eyes with it: the big beer served in a paper bag. It was as if I was watching
in slow motion as the bartender passed a hobo-looking drink to a gentleman
across the bar. This warm feeling came over me and my inner self yelled “I want
Quickly brought back
to real life, my friend thought the marshmallow vodka we drank earlier caught
up to her. As we exited Charlies, I vowed to return for the beer-in-a-bag.
It was dead on the particular Wednesday night I found myself
back at the bar. The lack of patrons didn’t damper the mood, however.
Upon Foursquare alerting
me to a special, I inquired with the bartender. For checking in I could get a 24-ounce
bottle of Miller Lite or PBR for $4 and it’d even come in a brown paper bag. He
barley finished his sentence before I squealed “Yes, Miller Lite.” When he
passed the paper bag adorned beer across the bar, it was like I was touched by
a scantily clad Aaron Rodgers.
Half-way through consuming
my bagged beer, from the corner of my eye I caught the bartender fiddling with
a shark-shaped blimp. I turned, put down the beer and watched as he moved the
blimp around the room and over our heads.
I faintly heard music
from “Jaws” play in my head. No, No, it wasn’t Shark Week yet, just something
fun for the staff and patrons.
Shtick and sharks are
just the start. Saturdays and Sundays from 11 a.m. – 2 p.m. it’s two for one
bloody marys, there’s an all-you-can-eat pajama brunch buffet on Sunday, as
well as half price bottles of wine Thursday.
To see the full menu
and daily specials, visit Club Charlies online.
Kaitlin Corner recently returned to Milwaukee after spending four years impersonating a southern belle in North Carolina. A UW-Milwaukee graduate and marketing communications professional by trade, Kaitlin enjoys spending her free time exploring the bars, restaurants and shops that popped up while she was away. In addition to her love for the Badgers, Packers and bloody marys, Kaitlin has a mild obsession with can and bottle cozies and carries one with wherever she goes. Her goal in life is to spread the celebration of “Flannel Friday” across the nation.
5. Dan Goldbeck reviews Victors.
Victors. Or as some locals say; “Victims.” A
legendary Milwaukee establishment. Have you heard of it? Of course
you have! Where else can you hear music from the 60’s (the same decade
they opened), to today’s Top 40 artists like Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj?
And where else can you see a group of college kids
celebrating a 21st birthday, and an older couple celebrating their 50th wedding
anniversary in the same building? Yes, you guessed it: Victors. A
Las Vegas style night club with a Milwaukee twist. Blue collar meets
white collar. Out of town business men socialize with some of Milwaukee’s
most eligible women.
And to make it even better; they serve food! From
chops and sandwiches to fish and chicken, Victors has it all. And while
you’re at it, why don’t you wash it down with one of the several hundred drinks
that Victor’s offers. You have the option to wine and dine. Or for
the frugal minded, stop in early and take advantage of one of the many Happy
Hours Specials provided.
Victor’s will have you feeling like you’re on vacation in
Vegas. Even if the temperature is 20 degrees outside, warm drinks and
friendly faces provide for a cozy atmosphere inside. Whether you’re
looking to spend a night on the town with your significant other, party with a
small group of friends, or host a big event, Victor’s is the place for
you. Young, old, or somewhere in between, you are guaranteed to have a
If you’re a dancer, you’ll have the opportunity to do
everything from the electric slide to the moonwalk. If you’re not the
dancing type, feel free to people watch at the bar or one of the tables or
booths. Or sit back and catch a game on one of the many hi-definition
flat screens Victor’s has throughout the bar area. The friendly staff
will take care of all of your needs. So when you’re in the mood for
libations, want to grab a bite, or simply hang out and have some fun, Victors
is the place for you. See you there!
Dan Goldbeck was raised in the north woods of Peshtigo,
WI. In 1999 he moved to Manitowoc and spent two years at the UW
extension. Afterwards, he moved to the big city of Milwaukee to attend UW
Milwaukee. Received Bachelor’s Degree in Communications. 11 years
later still living and working in Milwaukee. Getting married in October
and looking forward to a new life (and hopefully writing bar blogs part time in
6. Brinton Resto reviews Sugar Maple
you love discovering rare craft microbrewery beer, look no further than Sugar
Maple (located at 441 E. Lincoln Avenue in Bay View, right off of
Kinnickinnic). Sugar Maple is known for their selection of over 50 American
Craft Beers on draught. The mere sight of the extensive row of +50 taps visible
behind the bar is enough to give you an overwhelming impression of endless
choices. Thankfully, a beer menu is also provided to help you decide on
choosing a particular beer and is sure to offer even the most veteran beer
drinker something new and exciting to drink. Choices range from delicate, light-bodied,
pale, champagne-like, effervescent white-ales to deep, dark, smoky porters that
are so savory they could just as well serve as a marinade for your next
barbecue. I recently enjoyed an ale from Kentucky that was aged in a
bourbon-barrel (think of the lovely vanilla and spice overtones you can only
get from oak barrel-aging, without the bite of hard-booze or the dryness of red
wine, mixed with beer!).
the extensive beer selection, one of the best things about Sugar Maple’s
endless beer menu is their smaller selection of rare and limited supply of
cask-ales offered straight from a firkin. If you’ve never
had beer straight from a firkin and find yourself asking—“what’s a frickin
firkin?”—don’t feel too left out. A firkin is simply a cask-size equivalent
to a quarter barrel. What is significant about beer stored in these specific
small casks is that the beer served from a firkin is typically unfiltered,
unpasteurized, and partially fermented in the cask it is served in—a process
that yields a beer that naturally produces its own carbon-dioxide, unlike
conventional pressurized kegs. For me, this means that the small selection of
beers served straight from a firkin at Sugar Maple tend to taste uniquely fresh
since they rotate more frequently than beers served through larger pressurized
kegs that have a much longer life. The differences in quality between beer
served through a conventional tap and one served through a firkin is not necessarily
one of night and day; it’s subtle, and it won’t make a beer you don’t like taste
much different. The difference is mainly in the intensified freshness and in
the noticeably smoother mouth-feel from the softer carbonation method.
aside, the atmosphere at Sugar Maple is very open and lounge-like, but, as with
many bars in Milwaukee, can get loud and crowded in the bustle of weekend
nightlife. The interior space has been updated over the years with many
rearrangements. Today the place strikes a decent balance between being
integrative and inherently social but not tight and claustrophobic. Furniture
is well laid out and the bar is generally accessible. Local artwork covers the
walls and there is also a back-room where local musicians and bands regularly
perform. Large couches with pillows and an ample combination of tables and
chairs provide for the perfect opportunity to converse with friends or hide in
a corner and people watch with a significant other—an activity which may turn
out to be a hipster Safari of sorts since one cannot spend an entire night in
the Bay View bar-scene without spotting half a dozen amusingly long moustaches
or young women wearing thick-framed glasses with no lenses. Given the extensive
selection of beers to choose from, the local feel, and the open atmosphere, I
expect Sugar Maple to continue to enjoy success and please the diverse body of
beer lovers in Milwaukee for years to come.
Brinton Resto is a recent graduate from the University
of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with a Bachelor of Arts degree in English and
Philosophy. A typical office worker by day and a food and beverage enthusiasts
by night, Brinton can be found sniffing out the undiscovered gems of the city
when he is not trying to perfect the art of cooking and pairing food with
beverages at home with his significant other. An avid reader and lover of
literature, Brinton can be found squinting at the ‘on-hold’ section at your
local public library for the latest best-seller or popular classic.
Photos courtesy of Hooligan's, Club Charlies, The Hamilton, World of Beer, Sugar Maple, and Victor's.